WARNING::..::..::.. THESE JOKES MIGHT NOT BE FUNNY DO NOT FLAME,SPAM.


1: there are two muffins in an oven one of them "omg it's so hot in here!"
the other muffin said "omfg a talking muffing". XD.

2:two blonds r going to there car and the doors are locked so they egt a coathanger and try to open it..it starts to rain one blond said"hurry up it starting to rain the hood is down!"
XD.

-.- their okay. yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sooo what do u call a chicken that was dipped with honey and was fried?
Honey Did You Fry The Chicken? WoRd

I lol'd

the "NO-LOVE" boat
When the ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals and said in a demanding voice:

"Listen up kids! There will be NO sex on this trip. Not even the wetting of the tip of your penis. All of you males, take off your penises and hand them to Jim the Monkey. He will write you a receipt. After we see land, you can get your penis back."

After about a week, Mr. Rabbit ran over to his wife and very excitedly said, "Quick! Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see if there is any land out there!"

Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window and said, "Sorry, no land yet."

"Shit!" shouted Mr. Rabbit and out he went.

This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him.

"What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for forty days and nights. Only after the water had drained will we be able to see land. But why are you acting so excited every day?"

"Look!" said Mr. Rabbit with an impatient look on his face as he held out a piece of paper. "I GOT THE DONKEY'S RECEIPT!"


i have it on my site so i just copy'd and pasted it to here

Lol. Those are okay.
Two blonds went to Disney Land. They see a sign about 10 miles away from Disney Land that says," Disney Land Left" so they turned back home.

Lmao xD


*Knock Knock*

Who's there?

*Ben*

Ben who?

*Ben dover*